Holey|Soldiers - Clan page

God's decree was that only a select few who were pure of heart and strong of faith would be able
to stand strong and to enforce his will. They shall be my 'Holey|Soldiers', the lord proclaimed!

In late 2005 the Blessed Virgin brought unto BeneDICT God's direct orders to create the ultimate army of elite soldiers in his honour. Their mission is to defend God's creation from the rapidly growing heathen masses around the world.


	LATEST NEWS: HOLEY CLAN SERVER The new Holey\|Soldiers clan server is now up and running... 20 Player, +Friendly Fire, Sprays Welcome, No Swear Filters! IP: 202.131.90.242:27041


1-	Thou shall have no other gods before me and thou shall do whatever BeneDICT says without argument.
2-	Thou shall not make for yourself a new Australian Idol.
3-	Thou shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God… unless you've just been savagely owned.
4-	Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holey and not watching Big Brother.
5-	Honour your father and your mother but don't take them too seriously.
6-	Thou shall pwn all the heathens.
7-	Thou shall not commit adultery… unless she's really, really hot and your sure you won't get caught!
8-	Thou shall not steal kills… till the opportunity arises.
9-	Thou shall not lie… unless it gets you out of trouble.
10-	Thou shall not covet rank or rankspank.
12-	Thou shall not hack.
13-	Thou shall give it up upon request.


1-	Only the pure shall survive.
2-	Tease and Taunt your enemy, it usually effects their gameplay.
3-	An enemy of one Holey is an enemy of us all!
4-	Do not succumb to temptation.
5-	Once in, you stay for good, Holey\|Soldiers is a permanent clan! Deserters will be hunted down and tormented relentlessly. If you go AWOL on us, you can't ever come back!
6-	Do not wait to be fired upon before shooting.
7-	Have complete faith that the divine entities are always with you.
8-	Martyrdom - If necessary, sacrifice yourself for the greater good!
9-	Holey's shall not 'Hackuse' others of foul play! Just cos they shot you doesn't mean they're hacking.

PREMISIS Here is a photo of the Holey\|Soldiers original base of operations in it's lush, leafy surrounds (the exact location will remain undisclosed for safety reasons). As our operations have expanded we are currently looking for a larger space, hopefully a heated one this time.

		CLAN SPRAYS A selection of custom clan sprays are available to all members for in game use, these will be supplied via email or MSN once your elected in.

MEMBER PROFILE - BeneDICT 16th



The founding member and spiritual advisor of the Holey\|Soldiers, he receives his orders directly from God and passes them onto the other Holey's to be implemented.

Weapon pref: M4A1 'The Bene Special'

HOLEY|SOLDIERS - MEMBERS

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This is the official list of Holey|Soldiers members. BUT BEWARE... There are also Holey impostors and wannabe's out there posing as members of the Holey Soldier army... be warned, they are not to be trusted.
BeneDICT 16th, Snake EyE, Wolfman, Cypriot, Kypros, Freak [X], Pirate Hooker, Nipples

HOLEY|HOES - MEMBERS

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Holey|Hoes - a sub-division of Holey|Soldiers. Created for underagers and as a training ground for hopefuls to prove themselves worthy.
Holey|Hoes are the property of Holey|Soldiers and MUST obey all Soldier's orders.
Link, Puxty

OUT OF ORDER HOLEYS

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The following is a list of Holeys that are out of order for one reason or another.
Snake EyE

M.I.A. HOLEYS

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The Holey's listed below failed to return from past missions and haven't been heard from. They are possibly now enemy POW's and we are seeking their safe return.
Blessed Virgin, Hans Brix, Andrew375, CptnMooCow, Gu3ss whO, Red Demon, Ah Wu

EXCOMMUNICATED HOLEYS

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The individuals listed are those who have deserted and betrayed the Holeys, they are to be taunted and harassed whenever possible!
Mr. Fluffy™, Mayo Sandwich, NeoShroomish, Mi|kshake

HOLEY INGAME ANTICS Here are a few pics of some fun that we've had whilst playing.


Wolfman after a few too many drinks	Wolfman... Way Over .05	GLEN™ - paying his Holey dues see... CT's & T's can get along!


Snake & Wolfman - post cotis spooning binary love knows no boundries!	racer - getting what he deserves thats what u get for tryin to touch my private bits!	CS:S Player Pyramid attempt #01